Someone has hurt her. You HUMBUG! Take you any place in the city, we does. We've come to ask you. : 1 Opening/Somewhere over the Rainbow 2 Miss Gulch takes Toto away 3 Dorothy and Toto running away/Dorothy visits Professor Marvel 4 Twister/Dorothy in a cyclone 5 Munchkinland/Glinda the Good Witch of the North 6 Ding Dong the Witch is dead/The Wicked Witch of the West 7 Follow the Yellow Brick Road Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! Ah, you liquidated her, eh? (Miss Gulch is pedaling her bicycle in the air.) But I guess it doesn't matter anyway. You ungrateful creatures! Dorothy felt nervous and scared upon hearing spooky noises.). (He and Tin Man hold Lion). (The Wicked Witch cackles as the Winkie guards arrive with their spears and Toto yelps fearfully as they point their spears at them trapping them.). Chat with several different individuals. The Wizard of Oz is one because. Here, you can have your old slippers but give me back Toto! (Nikko hands her the golden cap) But shoes or no shoes, I'm still great enough to conquer her. Wicked Witch of the West: Aha! (Makes Toto wave to her friends and her friends wave goodbye to her) (To Glinda) Yes, I'm ready now. (The camera switches to the Witch's castle as the witch and her winged monkeys look at Lion in the crystal ball. We've got to get her out. (As she cries the image of Auntie Em appears in the crystal ball.). Oh! I could stay young and chipper. (They start running in the poppy field). I even scare myself! The Wizard of Oz This is absolutely unprecedented! Oh, that's very kind of you. It's a twister! We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. Want to know more? I could think of things. Please, sir, we've done what you told us. You see, it's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back. It's all right! Would be satin. Now we can go back to the Wizard and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead! Miss Gulch: (Angrily) That dog's a menace to the community. (Toto leaps out of the basket and runs out the door.). Why (Growling at Tin Man). (To Dorothy) Who are you? Of what was once the Wicked Witch. Dorothy Gale: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? : If you only had a brain. The Scarecrow I hope she get's home all right. For every underling. (As the Witch reaches for the slippers but they disappear from the feet of the Wicked Witch of the East.). (To Dorothy) And as for you, my fine lady, it's true I can't attend to you here as I'd like. Now don't tell me. (She placed her fingers on the ruby slippers but gets zapped which causes her to scream in pain.). The Wizard of Oz Dorothy you're waking up! Scarecrow: I've got a plan how to get in there. Scarecrow: He said his mouth. Now they'll sleep. There's a woman. But that's not what's worrying me. I want those most of all. You'll rust yourself again! People come and go so quickly here! Oh my! it's Auntie Em. You don't want any of those apples. Dorothy Wicked Witch of the West: (Angrily) They're gone! Cowardly Lion: They sure knocked the stuffings out of you, didn't they? Etsy keeps your payment information secure. ), (The winged monkeys approach from the sky. She's locked me in! Come on. We take intellectual property concerns very seriously, but many of these problems can be resolved directly by the parties involved. Set where you live, what language you speak, and the currency you use. Scarecrow: They tore my legs off and threw them over there! We did! (Placed the broomstick by the throne). The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland. Hunk: (Kneels down and smiling at Dorothy) Remember me you old pal Hunk? Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep? Official Sites Dorothy Gale: If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises. I would. He's really gentle, with gentle people that is. Courage! : And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful. Wicked Witch of the West: (Giggling) That's right. Silence, whippersnapper! (Helps Scarecrow). We've done what you told us. Dorothy Gale: Can you even dye my eyes, to match my gown? Dorothy [Reading notice, all together] (Dorothy, Toto and Scarecrow walk down the road continuing the journey to the Emerald City. Dorothy Gale: Oh, but if you please, what are Munchkins? designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated There was a problem calculating your shipping. The Wizard of Oz Just before your presentation, mingle with your audience. (An angry woman rides her bicycle down the country road to the farm,this is Miss Gulch she has a basket on the back of her bicycle. Oh, give me the oilcan, quick! Dorothy Gale: Oh, thank you so much! Look, it ticks! Now, go! The Wizard of Oz Now, fly! Cowardly Lion: Because I'm still scared! Tomorrow? Doggone it! Cowardly Lion; And I got a permanent just for the occasion. The Scarecrow (To Wizard) Oh, don't go without me. Ask them questions. , Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows! Barrister Munchkin: But we've go to verify it legally, to see. Aunt Em: (Smiling while holding Dorothy's hand) Dorothy, Dorothy, dear. The Scarecrow Dorothy Gale: Well, that's very kind of you. (Toto is asleep in the field and Dorothy lies down in the field.). Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West. : Visit the Oz Trivia Page, and test your knowledge on the 60 questions there! Then the house flies down and it lands on the ground. Well, stay away from her (To Scarecrow) or I'll stuff a mattress with you! We don't want you to go. Tin Man: (Realizing) It's the Wicked Witch! I'm just a dandy lion. Wicked Witch of the West: Very well. If ever, oh ever a wiz there was, The Wizard of Oz is one because. Frightening him like that when he came to you for help! Because of the wonderful things he does. That's just the trouble and I tried to get back for days and days! ), Tin Man: (Surrounded by winged monkeys) Go away now! We're off to see a wizard! And then I sit and think some more. (Tin Man and Lion kneel down to check on him.). Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? I'll fight standing on one foot! We must be over the rainbow! program (Lion nods his head and whirls around then Dorothy, Scarecrow, and Tin Man stop him. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. (Singing) If I were king of the forest. Tin Man: No, it feels wonderful. : Service, a Creative Commons I'm locked up in the Witch's castle and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em! One winged monkey picks up Toto and carries him off as well. ), Dorothy Gale: Auntie Em! We haven't been asked yet. And now my beauties something with poison in it I think. Tin Man's beauticians (Singing while polishing him) Rub, rub here. Service. Wizard of Oz. [pointing] Please come back! Come on! (This is the Scarecrow he is hanging from the pole and he is pointing one direction). (as she goes outside and desperately tries to open the cellar door but it's locked.) The Gatekeeper The Good Witch of the North sent me. Wizard of Oz: But first you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. Her face is careworn. Scarecrow: Come along, Dorothy. How can I ever thank you enough? It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of the ditch. Huh, what'd he say? Mayor Munchkin: Yes, let the joyous news be spread. Listen to their conversations. You don't have be a Professor Marvel, but you can have your audience marvel at your efforts to connect and personalize. Open. If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! Even I've never seen him! I'm not afraid of a witch! Ohhhh! I'll use you for a beehive! ), (The scene changes where Dorothy, Scarecrow and Toto walk down the yellow brick road next to the apple trees. (Tin Man felt terrified and walks back to the group) And you, Scarecrow have the effrontery to ask for a brain you billowing bale of bovine fodder! But if we do that, We'll have to kill her to get it. There they are, and there they'll stay! When she fell out of Kansas. Give him back to me! Wizard of Oz: Bring me her broomstick and I'll grant your requests. (The Munchkins all come out of their hiding places and then Glinda begins to sing.). Come back! Follow the Yellow? I've sent a little insect on ahead to take flight out of them. Tin Man: Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there. I would show compash. You know, we were just wondering why couldn't you come with us to the Emerald City to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heart. Scarescrow: Oh, no. Very kind. There is also a small banner available as a separate product in my store. You want to see other lands. As I'd click my heel. Dorothy and her friends: (Shocked together) Go away? : Dorothy Gale: (to Toto) We must be up inside the cyclone! Keep in mind: shipping carrier delays or placing an order on a weekend or holiday may push this date. You could be another Lincoln. Wizard of Oz: (Furiously) Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz! I said come back tomorrow! : Uncle Henry! Come on, fellas! (Then she leaves for home as the storm approaches). (The tree tries to grab Dorothy which causes her to scream). (Toto climbs to Dorothy). a miracle occurred. He's abashed and apologetic, but quickly finds ways to help Dorothy's friends: a diploma for the . Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good. Come on! Toto? (Dorothy smiled knowing that the Winkie guards are free.). What's happening? I was just thinking, I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. Dorothy gasped in shock.). The Wizard of Oz Scarecrow: (Whispering to Dorothy) I'll show how to get apples. (Glinda holds Dorothy's hand as the Munchkins gather around) She fell from the sky, she fell very far and Kansas, she says, is the name of the star. Scarecrow: It's pleasant down this way too. The Wizard of Oz (The Munchkins cheer, but suddenly red smoke appeared and a woman with green skin wears a black dress, black cloak, a black pointed hat and she holds a broomstick appears. Auntie Em sympatheticly watches her go, then scowls glares at Miss Gulch.). You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? Then Dorothy and Toto begin their journey to the Emerald City. Go ahead, bang on it! Dorothy and Scarecrow whisper to each other and they both nod. Wicked Witch of the West: (To Nikko) Catch him, you fool! I let him go in her garden. Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they? The Wizard of Oz You don't know how lucky you are not to HAVE one! : (Singing) I could while away the hours conferring with the flowers. Come back! Read what? Auntie Em! We got to run away! Tickets. (Dorothy walks to the yellow brick road and turns to Glinda. Tin Man: Look at the scenery. Whether you're tin or bronze. All four of us. Zeke: It's a twister! Why didn't you say that in the first place? A house with a picket fence and a barn with a weathervane of a running horse. Visit their home pages. To enable personalized advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. Dorothy Gale: Oh, will you help me? (Lion wipes his tears with his tail) My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Dorothy Gale: (Gets up from the chair, concerned) Oh, you don't suppose she could be really sick do you? : There was a problem subscribing you to this newsletter. I can't find Dorothy! They see two vultures perched on limb of tree.). Scarecrow: I don't think I could, but we could try. The Scarecrow I'm the only one who knows how to use them. Wicked Witch of the West: You call that long? [booming voice] She's gone where the goblins go, Below, below, below. (She waves her wand slowly), Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home. We're off to see the wizard. She has to learn it for herself. Dorothy Gale: Do Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals? And it's funny, but I feel as if I've known you all the time. Can you help me? Professor Marvel: Do you know any? (Sees the horse purple) What kind of a horse is that? Tin Man: No. Cowardly Lion: (Agreeing with Tin Man) Yeah! (Insulted) Stuff a mattress with me! There's no place like home. Hickory! And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Listen! Aunt Em: Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we. Help yourself. Is he good or is he wicked? There's no other Wizard except me. Those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive. But I could show my prowess. Hold on to your hope. Long live the king! : We get up at twelve. Scarecrow: Don't you start it too! (Dancing) The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch. sales Wicked Witch of the West: Well, my little pretty. I said come back tomorrow! Dorothy Gale: (Happily) Toto, darling! This post was published on the now-closed HuffPost Contributor platform. You may all come out and thank her. A fate I don't deserve. ), (Aunt Em is outside feeling worried about Dorothy. Cowardly Lion: But, I never would have found it if it hadn't been for you. Cabby! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Wizard of Oz: Can I believe my eye? And in the name of the Lollipop Guild. Scarecrow: Here, Tin Man, help me. Then Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion fight back the three guards overpowering them. Dorothy Gale: But anyway, Toto, we're home! Come back! We've done what you've told us. Then they encounter a horse-drawn carnival wagon down in an embankment which says "Professor Marvel, Acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe, Let Him Read Your Past, Present, and Future in His Crystal, Also Juggling and Sleight of Hand." The Gatekeeper Because, because, because,Because, because. It's how to do it. I haven't had any courage at all. Star Seller. The Wicked Witch is dead! I've as good as got my brain. Yes, your honor. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Well, the last to go will see the first three to go before her! Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Trapped like micerats. Take an hour for lunch. sites. Then suddenly, the wind changed and the balloon floated down into this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed Oz, the first wizard deluxe. (Hugging Toto) Home! [Yanking back the curtain] That's a very mediocre commodity. Dorothy Gale: But the Good Witch of the North told me not to. The Scarecrow To speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Back! Who began to twitch and was reduced to a stitch. Wicked Witch of the West: The slippers. I didn't mean to kill anybody. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch. Dorothy Gale: Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. Let Him Read Your Past, Present, and Future in His Crystal Ball!" We all walked up to investigate and heard a man humming nearby. Doorman: (Gasps) The Wizard? : Dorothy Gale: (Hugging Toto) Oh, Toto! I knew you'd see reason. : Not nobody, not nohow! Talk with strangers as well as people you know. You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of collginous junk! In addition, a new website called Newseum provides access to the front pages of local daily newspapers around the country and the world by city. Cowardly Lion: How? it's Aunt Em, darling. (Presents him a medal and placed it on his fur) You are now a member of the Legion of Courage. He's "an old Kansas man," who arrived in Oz via hot-air balloon. Dorothy Gale: I'm sure, he could give you some courage. [booming voice] Running away and hurting her feelings. Dorothy Gale: Goodness! : We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. Dorothy Gale: (Scared, running back to her friends) Oh! ", The Professor replies, "Now, why are you running away? (He snaps his fingers.). There's only one of him and he's it. Dorothy Gale: (Picks up the straw and shakes his hand) Wonderful! If ever a wiz there was. No, I'm wrong. (To Scarecrow) Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay! How can I ever thank you enough? Oh You're a very bad man! Schmooze. [booming voice] He got away! Oh, you can't! Dorothy Gale: You wicked old witch! Fly! Toto barks and the trio shushed him then Scarecrow holds Toto safely. Just then the witch to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch. (Munchkins cheer). Scarecrow: Here, give us your hand and we'll pull you along. ), (The camera switches where the house is spinning inside the tornado. Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Summer Camps. Please come back! Oh! (The Munchkin trumpeters and played a fanfare as the Mayor comes out among with the Barrister. : Here's someone who can help you! (Everyone chuckling) Doesn't anybody believe me? Thus Frank Morgan plays the roles of the Wizard, Professor Marvel, the Gatekeeper, the cab driver with the "horse of a different color" who performs a musical number and the Wizard's Guard. Toto jumps out of Dorothy's arms). Tin Man and Lion finish putting Scarecrow back together as Toto approaches them. The Cowardly Lion Glinda the Good Witch of the North: You don't need to be helped any longer. With a woof! Miss Gulch: (Trying to grab Toto) I've got an order! Dorothy Gale: That's right. Scarecrow: That's the trouble. Just try! Carriage driver: No, and never will again, I fancy. (To Dorothy) Don't you think the Wizard could help him too? Oh, don't cry. She's gone! Her name is Emily. (Toto runs down the staircase and scampers over drawbridge as the Winkie guards throw spears at him.). ), (The scene changes where Toto climbs down the rocky mountain and he goes back to the Haunted Forest. I'll take care of you now instead of later! ~ Movie set still - showing an interior view of the wagon used by 'Professor Marvel', who poses as a traveling fortune-teller. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! You're travelling in disguise. Oh look! (Chucking) And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum. The Wizard of Oz There's only one thing I want you fellas to do. Wizard of Oz: (Arrogantly) Not so fast. Nobody will hear you! (Toto growls upon seeing the cat in the woman's arms. Dorothy Gale: There's Emerald City! | Oh, Scarecrow, what am I gonna do? It's beautiful, isn't it? (The camera switches to the Wicked Witch she takes her broomstick and she heads to the window cackling.). : (Lion tries to leave). A diploma. ), (As Dorothy and her friends continue walking down the yellow brick road the camera pans to inside the castle where the Wicked Witch is looking at Dorothy and her friends in her crystal ball. Let's see what we You're You're running away. Wizard's guard: Orders are, nobody can see the great Oz! And then at two we're done. The Good Witch of the North sent me. Ive added in some staining and weathering, but kept it subtle and closer to the edges.Large banners measure 42.75 23.75. Dorothy Gale: (Comes forward, Nervously) If you please, I am Dorothy the small and meek. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir. Zeke: You couldn't forget my face, could you? : (Taps his chest and falls backwards) (Singing) When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Regardless, even in the comics, Professor X has killed Apocalypse. (Toto walks over to a booth). You've had plenty of time already! Free Shipping(2) Sears & Other Sellers . Emerald City! Ain't it the truth? I, I'm a very good man! Who's her? It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of the ditch. Boing Boing uses cookies and analytics trackers, and is supported by advertising, merchandise We're trying to find you. (Confused) Huh? Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it. 1. Cowardly Lion: (Sees someone and points) Who's them? Jiminy crickets! Scarecrow: (Giving her the oilcan) Here. (Walks up to Nikko) Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that girl and her dog. Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? The Wizard of Oz This is limited edition number 1431 of 2500 and was released in 2009 for the 70th . I'm just a very bad wizard. The film changes back into the sepia tone. The Carriage Driver Let's see. Here, here! Enough! Dorothy Gale: Would you take us to see the Wizard? Ozians; (Singing) That's how we laugh the day in the merry old land of Oz. Tin Man: (Sadly) It's empty. That's how we laugh the day away with the Ho-ho-ho! The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Scarecrows don't talk. He draws. Help! (Sees Toto) Well, is that the witch? Good-bye, folks! Miss Gulch! He got away! Dorothy Gale: Your majesty, If you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything? Cowardly Lion: I'd be too scared to ask him for it. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger you have no courage. Courage! What puts the ape in apricot? I can't make my mind. March up to that gate and bid it open. Ho-ho-ho! Professor Ha ha . The wonderful Wizard of Oz. You're wasting my time! Until one day, while performing feats of stratospheric skill never before attempted by civilized man an unfortunate phenomena occurred. Now we've got them! Dorothy Gale: (Concerned) Oh, dear. Tin Man: (Comforting Dorothy) Don't cry Dorothy, we're gonna get you to the Wizard. If I only had a brain. Oh, but are you a clever enough wizard to manage it? (She among with Nikko run with the guards then Dorothy and her friends go up the stairs.) (Lion steps forward) Well? (Gives him the oilcan and kissed him) Goodbye. Dorothy Gale: I don't see why not. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself. Dorothy Gale: (Worried) Oh, does it hurt you? HELP! Who killed the Witch of the East? Well, then how do you know there is one? Cowardly Lion: (Surprised while waking up) What's that? What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Professor Marvel: Well, it's uh, someone she loves very much. That's how much longer you've got to be alive. As another Gregorian New Year begins, and READ THE REST, We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. (Toto barks at the scarecrow) Don't be silly, Toto. (As Dorothy and Scarecrow pick up the apples off the ground. The Tin Man Wizard of Oz: Why anybody can have a brain. (The Wicked Witch of the West cackles madly as she stands on the roof of the cabin.). (Rolling down) I'd unravel every riddle. (Crying then he pulls his own tail and yelped), Scarecrow: (Takes the Lion's tail out of his paws) Here. He must! Think of this as a tasteful, appropriate form of name-dropping.